Does Your Website Suck?
Or do you not even have one???
Old, clunky websites are costing you trust and customers. Let me fix your outdated site into a clean, mobile-first powerhouse that wins business.
According to Page Q., a vacation rental owner in Oklahoma, I've "got a real feel for how shit on the web should work".
“Your Website Isn’t About Getting Found Anymore… It’s About Getting Business.”
It's Almost 2026 - The Game Has Changed...
People don’t just “Google you” anymore. They stumble on you everywhere:
📍 A Google Business profile.
🎥 A TikTok video.
👩 A neighbor’s Facebook post.
📱 Even a text from a friend.
But no matter where they discover you, they all do the same thing next:
👉 They check your website.
And that’s where the decision is made:
Do they trust you enough to call, book, or buy… or do they click away and choose someone else?
Brent, a welding guy in Oklahoma, on his new website:
"You're amazing, I'm glad we did this.
Wish I would have years ago, but thats my fault!"
❌ The Problem: Your Website Is NOT Helping You Or Your Business
Picture this:
A neighbor recommends your business in a Facebook group.
Someone checks your Google profile. A TikTok video gets shared.
They’re curious. They’re ready. They click your site.
And then it happens…
Slow load. Outdated design. Buried phone number. (Or NO website at all!)
👉 In seconds, trust evaporates.
👉 In seconds, they bounce.
👉 In seconds, the competitor with a sharper site gets the call instead.
That’s the problem.
Not that you’re “hard to find.”
In 2026, people can find you everywhere.
The problem is that when they do find you, your website makes them think twice.
And in business, “think twice” = lost forever.
⚡ The New Reality in 2026
Your website isn't the front door anymore - it's the closing table.
Think about it like this:
- 📱 Social media sparks curiosity.
- 🔎 Google confirms you’re real.
- 👩 A friend says, “Yeah, call these guys.”
But where’s the decision made?
Not on TikTok.
Not on Google Maps.
Not in a text thread.
👉 It’s on your website.
That’s the moment they’re asking: “Do I trust you enough to hand over my money, my home, my time?”
And here’s the kicker: if your site can’t seal the deal—
if it’s slow, dated, generic, or just plain boring—
then all the attention you earned goes up in smoke.
You didn’t just lose a click.
You lost a customer who was already halfway in your corner.
"In 2026, your website isn’t about being found. It’s about being chosen."
🏎️ Your Website Is Now Your Showroom
Let me ask you this... have you ever bought a car?
Of course you have.
What do all of those car dealerships have in place?
Billboards, ads, referrals, and more.
It is the same thing for your business...
- Social media = the flashy billboards on the highway.
- Google = the directions to your dealership.
- Referrals = someone telling them, “Yeah, this is the place.”
But the website? That’s the showroom.
And if your showroom looks like a cluttered garage with broken windows, no one’s buying. NO ONE.
🚀 Your 2026 Website Showroom Must Have:
Lightning Fast Loads
If it doesn’t load in under 2 seconds, you’re already losing people. Speed = trust.
Clear Calls To Action
No hunting, no guessing. “Book Now,” “Call Now,” “Get a Quote” — right where they’re ready.
Live Social Proof
Pull your Google reviews right onto the site. Nothing sells like seeing fresh 5-stars in real time.
Human Connection
Real faces. Real stories and projects. No more lifeless stock photography.
Local Focus
Neighborhood-level relevance that makes you the obvious choice in your area.
24/7 Working Agent
Your hardest-working employee: answering, booking, and closing leads while you sleep.
And, finally...
🔒 Trust & Security Built-In
A modern site is fast, clean, and safe. SSL, ADA compliance, and spam protection baked in
🍴 We’ve Now Come to a Fork in the Road
Your Website Is Either a Liability, or a Weapon
Wasn't it Yogi Berra who said "when you come to a fork in the road, take it?" Well, now it is time for you to take that fork.
Right now, you’ve got two paths:
- Keep limping along with your outdated site — the one quietly bleeding money and credibility every day.
- Or take control, and launch a site that finally works like your hardest-working employee: sharp, persuasive, and relentless.
One path is decline.
The other is growth.
Simple as that.
From Vern, a busy California contractor, on his rebuilt website:
"G! You rocked it, buddy. Thanks for making my life so much easier.
The leads are coming in like clockwork!"
🚀 Why Me? Why Now?
I'm not a “big agency.” I don’t drown you in buzzwords or six-month “strategy decks” or constantly "circling back".
I don't have time for that and YOU don't have time for that.
I am the anti-agency agency.
I’ve been building websites since 1998. That’s 25+ years of knowing what works — and cutting the BS on what doesn’t.
I cut the bullshit. I move fast. I focus on what matters:
- Websites that seal the deal.
- Websites that get you calls and bookings.
- Websites that make you look like the obvious choice.
All built in days, not months.
💵 Pricing: Let’s Talk Real
Look — I don’t do cookie-cutter packages.
Why? Because every business has its own life, its own soul, its own needs.
- A solo concrete guy in Omaha? He probably needs a lean, fast site that wins trust and books jobs.
- A testosterone clinic in Tulsa? That’s a whole different beast — compliance, conversions, education, and brand voice.
So no, you won’t find a one-size-fits-all price list here.
But here’s what I will tell you:
👉 Most days, I don’t even get out of bed for less than $1,000.
That means if you’re looking for “cheap,” I’m not your guy.
But if you’re ready for a website that actually works — that turns attention into customers and keeps earning for years — then we should talk.
Every project is custom. Every quote is just for you.
Because your business deserves more than a template.
✅ Take Control of Your Website, Take Control of Your Business.
2026 isn't just around the corner. It is HERE.
The old game of “just get found” is over.
The new game is turning attention into customers.
👉 And your website is where that happens.
Stop letting a half-dead site or no site at all scare people off.
Stop losing business you already earned.
And start closing customers with a site that finally works for you.
